Global Anycast Edge Network

The edge
runs hot.

Burning Hells CDN delivers your content from 21 points of presence across every realm — anycast routing, Soulfire™ DDoS mitigation, and edge compute that never sleeps.

By invitation only · The Conclave reviews every realm
edge-probe — okayto.click
curl -sI https://okayto.click
HTTP/2 200
server: burning-hells
bh-ray: 7f3a1c9e44b8d201-HEL
bh-cache-status: HIT
x-served-by: cache-mephisto-HEL
alt-svc: h3=":443"; ma=86400
# served from Hell in 9ms 🔥
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// Products

Everything you need at the edge of damnation.

One network. Every realm. Caching, security, and compute that runs wherever your users burn.

Anycast Delivery

A single IP advertised from all 21 PoPs. Requests route to the nearest realm automatically — no DNS gymnastics, no cold edges.

avg 9ms · 21 PoPs
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Soulfire™ Mitigation

8 Tbps of always-on L3–L7 DDoS absorption. Volumetric floods are scrubbed at the edge before they ever reach origin.

L3/L4/L7 · always-on
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Hellscript Workers

Run code at every PoP with sub-millisecond cold starts. Deploy serverless functions that execute closer to the abyss than the cloud ever could.

V8 isolates · 0ms cold start
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Instant Purge

Invalidate cached assets across the entire network in under 150ms. Global consistency, summoned on demand.

<150ms global
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Warding TLS

Free, auto-renewing certificates with TLS 1.3 and post-quantum key exchange. Encryption sealed at every gate.

TLS 1.3 · auto-renew
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Scrying Analytics

Real-time request, cache, and threat telemetry streamed per-PoP. See every soul that touches your edge.

real-time · per-PoP
// The Network

21 points of presence, across every realm.

From the Burning Hells to the High Heavens — our anycast fabric keeps your content close to wherever your users fall.

All 21 PoPs operational · last incident: never
// Membership

Access is by invitation.

The Burning Hells network is operated for a chosen few. We are not openly accepting new realms — request a sigil, and the Conclave will review your petition.

7 of 21 realms currently provisioned · petitions reviewed weekly